I went to Columbus on Saturday. Friday night, I went to a graduation party. It was sweet. ok Mike listen, you don't love me. somehow you've convinced yourself that the joke was a reality. Sorry you didn't catch on to the joke but everyone else did. Your fault not mine. So go love your Asian girlfriend that loves you and your diet. Oh and those girls you went to the beach with...how many were there?....5? 6? I think you'll be okay. C YA